‘She is phenomenal’: Kamala Harris can do something with one hand that Trump likely can’t do at all, and MAGAs are BIG mad about it

Kamala Harris is a woman of many talents, from birthing an extremely viral meme that overran our algorithms to being the photo-ready subject of the picture of the decade. 

Now, we’re discovering a new talent of Harris’ thanks to yet another viral clip, and it’s the fact that she can crack an egg using only one hand. I don’t proclaim to be a political expert, but one-hand egg cracking should be atop the credentials of any presidential hopeful. That and, I don’t know, being able to actually finish a thought without tangenting into bacon, sharks, or Hannibal Lecter. 

We already knew Harris was a foodie — having seen clips of her discussing how she likes her tacos as if it were a matter of international diplomacy, and elsewhere gushing over how she cooks her Thanksgiving turkey — but this egg crack maneuver has all-but confirmed she’s about to make the White House smell pretty damn delicious. 

The egg clip is currently doing the rounds thanks to the X page Republicans Against Trump, who have naturally compared Harris’ hand-eye coordination to that of her opponent. “Kamala Harris can crack an egg with one hand,” the accompanying caption read, “Donald Trump needs to use two hands to drink a glass of water.”  

The comparison photo of Trump was taken way back in 2017, and was continually referenced in the media as questions about his health arose. Now, many years later and with an even richer history of physical snafus, he’s facing an egg ninja, and that’s inspiring fear in some MAGA supporters.

“We’re all wondering how you manage to get through life with an I.Q. in the single digits,” one Trump supporter wrote, with another adding that the person behind the X page should “really just admit you’ve gone full communist.” Elsewhere, Harris supporters rushed to her defense, saying Trump has probably “never cracked an egg in his life” and describing her handiwork as “phenomenal.”

It remains to be seen whether egg-cracking skills will be a major election issue, but given the sheer panic it seems to elicit in MAGA supporters, I propose that each candidate be made to bake a cake on stage at the upcoming debate. 

Whoever loses must eat whatever Trump is able to cook up which — given his five hundred-dollar McDonalds order and the resultant nickname of Diaper Don — is a fate far worse than losing the presidency.