New York Mayor Eric Adams unveils drone that will comfort you as you drown with recordings of his ‘calming voice’

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New York Mayor Eric Adams stands silently during a press conference at NYPD's 40th Precinct on February 20, 2025 in New York City. A day after attending a court hearing in response to the Justice Department’s request to dismiss corruption charges against him, Adams was joined by local officials as they spoke on public safety and quality of life affecting community members in the Bronx. Earlier this week, four deputy mayors from Adams' administration resigned over his cooperation with U.S. President Donald Trump's immigration policies, which prosecutors on his bribery case alleged was part of a deal with the Trump administration's Department of Justice to drop charges against him. (Photo by Michael M. Santiago/Getty Images) / kids water safety concept- child hand see at sea, calling for help, drowning child

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“Citizen! This is your Mayor! Please desist from drowning!”

It’s a beautiful summer Saturday in New York, so what better time for a trip to Rockaway Beach? You smile as you slide into the cool water and swim out a little further, admiring the beach from the sea. Then.. disaster! An unexpectedly strong wave crashes over you, plunging you deep under the water! You frantically try to surface, spitting out seawater, your eyes widening as you realize you’ve been dragged much further from the shore than you thought.

As you kick your rapidly weakening legs, you hear a buzzing sound. It’s a drone! You feebly try to stay afloat, each minute closer to a watery grave, when you hear a weirdly familiar voice. “Citizen, this is your mayor. Please stay calm. Try not to waste excess energy.” Wait… is that drone… Mayor Eric Adams?!

As your nose slips beneath the waves and you watch the sunlight glitter through the water’s surface above you, the last thing your oxygen-starved brain hears is a muffled playback of “Empire State of Mind”.

It sounds like some dystopian sci-fi, but this is what will actually happen to drowning swimmers in New York very soon (okay, maybe not the “Empire State of Mind” part).

Yesterday, New York Mayor Eric Adams unveiled a fleet of new robotic drones that will patrol the city’s 14 miles of waterfront, monitoring the sea for anyone in trouble. If it spots someone in distress it’ll swoop down, alert lifeguards, and deploy some kind of flotation device. It will also give advice, like telling people in trouble to swim diagonally against a riptide.

And yes, Adams confirmed that the robots will be speaking in his voice: “We’re gonna use my voice because I have a calming voice.” Responses from New Yorkers to that news are pretty much what you’d expect: “would rather drown”, “drowning just got way more appealing”, “imagine that p.o.s. voice being the last thing you hear in your life…”

Some kind of new water safety measures are necessary in New York. After all, seven people drowned at the city’s public beaches last summer (the most since 2019), the city has struggled to hire enough lifeguards, and the drones will also double up as anti-shark tech.

All that said, if it’s a choice between a watery grave and being rescued by a flying Eric Adams drone… I guess I’m picking the drone. Maybe.


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