‘I’m not ashamed to say it’: Unhinged Laura Loomer claims Biden will be dead in ‘2 months’ but still demands he go to prison

Y’know, in some ways, you gotta hand it to Laura Loomer for sticking to her guns. The news broke yesterday that Joe Biden has terminal cancer and isn’t long for this world. Loomer has been battling against him for years and wants him behind bars, so naturally had a hot take ready to go.

Knowing that your adversary will soon be dead would cause most people to ease off. After all, what satisfaction is there in fighting an already defeated opponent whose days are numbered? But Loomer isn’t “most people” and the news that Biden is dying just galvanized her to hit back harder.

Taking to X, she began sharpening her axe with a post that said she’s “not going to give up my dream of seeing him spend time in prison” and repeated her slogan “Biden for Prison!”:

Joe Biden sent J6ers with cancer to prison & denied them medication.

I’m not going to give up my dream of seeing him spend time in prison.

Biden locked cancer patients up in solitary confinement.

He set the precedent for himself.

He didn’t pardon himself.

Biden for Prison!

— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) May 19, 2025

Did she know?

Loomer went on to make the eyebrow-raising claim that her Jul. 2024 claim that “Joe Biden is now in the terminal stage of his illness” has now been vindicated as “Terminal is 6 months to a year left to live” and that Biden must be an “outlier”. She goes on to theorize that this announcement “is a PR strategy to shame the Democrats who are coming out with a book about the cover-up of Biden’s health crisis.”

I reported on Biden’s terminal illness almost a year ago.

Terminal is 6 months to a year left to live. There are always outliers, but I suspect Biden’s treatment isn’t responding anymore which is why the family is only now admitting he is terminally ill.

He could die in the… https://t.co/W7NwWkJDw2

— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) May 18, 2025

Maybe Loomer did get the inside scoop on Biden’s health a year ago, though it’s curious that only she was informed and no other Republican (who would presumably have loved to get some juicy gossip on Biden) made the same claim. Let’s face it, predicting that an octogenarian is ill and might die soon(ish) is a fairly safe bet to make.

But, sadly for Loomer, it looks like cancer is going to get Biden before the feds do. She’s simply going to have to settle for a wild party during his televised funeral, cruelly teasing him online as he succumbs to his illness, and then perhaps eventually literally dancing on his grave. Here’s hoping this will deliver the inner peace she so clearly craves.